Maybe I just set up a profile with current pictures that says.

Someone with a clean, comfortable place to host weekly sex romps. Text a few time during the week, just to be human about it. No marriage. No long term commitment. Just see if we get along enough to have decent sex or see if the chemistry is so hot the getting along doesn’t matter so much. 😝

Oh. I don’t know about you, but I love making myself laugh.