I’m just goofy I guess. I laugh at my own jokes and myself all the time, a lot; too much maybe. It’s just all so hysterical to me sometimes. Even my own actions have me laughing at human behavior and its many facets and oddities.
So this is my new FetLife “about me” profile information. I haven’t been able to stop laughing all morning. I slept on it just to make sure it wasn’t too stupid of an idea. But no…it’s just stupid enough. Lol
I can’t wait for clubs and events to start back up.
Here are two possible ways to meet me right now.
1) Pay a 4 digit tribute. For said tribute I will come to your place, Airbnb or hotel. You will be naked and kneel before for me when I arrive. I will then utilize your body for my pleasure. If your sheath doesn’t suit me I’ll use other avenues. If that doesn’t work I will tie you up and you can just watch me have fun. And if you even dare to cum I will gag you and leave you tied up for someone to find you like that. Hard limits will be respected. Everything else is up to me and for me entirely. You are simply a toy for my use and abuse. Take it or leave it. I really don’t care.
2) I am currently on Bumble trying to find one guy for a FWB situation. I am on the dating app because even though I’m a giant pervert I expect to be treated like a queen: adored, respected and pampered and that app let’s me vet you horny little bastards better than this site does.
Please note: I am not a whore, regardless of any impression you may get to the contrary.
But I also don’t take myself or anyone else all that serious, so judge me all you want to. Life is too short. I’m gonna keep playing.
And If neither of those avenues suit you, eventually events will start up and who knows……we may meet one day.
Take care my fellow perverts. Stay sane ❣️💋