Houston we have a winner – squirt for me mama

I just was told how to squirt. Not even realizing I have actually already done it before several times. Durh

You pee. Or rather you press down as if you are peeing. I was squirting the year before last from sexual excitement when I’d get ready for the club. I used to do it with an old boyfriend sometimes where I peed. They were some awesome fucking orgasms. Of course it didn’t hurt that he also looked like an Adonis with clothes off.

Reminds me. I need batteries for my vibrator. Not that they aren’t good and necessary to have on hand to. I’m feeling very survivalist right now. But aren’t we all? Mostly. Just handling it our own way. As best we can I’m guessing.

This thing is so confusing.

But sex is here to stay. Lol. Even if it is solo play right now. Who’s complaining? I just learned how to squirt mother fucka’s.

I’m picturing a man making a v sign on his crotch. I don’t know why I find it really funny right now. Victory man style maybe.

Distopias will be distopic. I just find the whole thing funny sometimes. But laughter is one of my most healthy coping mechanism; sometimes even more enjoyable than sex. Gasp gasp.

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Author: porngirl3

I have always enjoyed reading and writing. Maybe because I have always been on the quiet and reclusive side; which most people may not guess at first glance or if seeing me in a social setting, especially around people I am comfortable with but it’s also not something I have an issue with. I need solitude to recharge. Writing gives me the peace and time to renew myself...here that is offered to you for your enjoyment and pleasure as well. I hope. Lol

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