What part of dying on a cross and coming back to life after 3 days is any less crazy than having a slew of virgins all for yourself in the afterlife? Now personally I’d rather have a slew of sex slaves but whatever, to each his own.
But also, if I could choose between coming back to life in a kingdom where lots of powerful people want me dead (after they’ve successfully and publicly killed me once) or going to heaven and having bunches of sex. Well. That’s not a difficult answer.