Parasite Cleanse!!!

I swear to God

I just want to scream that at people all fucking day long

But that seems extreme


I never know people’s reactions

And I’m not legally allowed to “prescribe” medication

Which is why I tell people what I get for my own family if they are interested

But also do some research

I love some great kind of underground

But not like dark web shit



There’s a great parody website that I can’t remember

Quack something I think but if memory serves

It gives you almost precise instructions and clear information

On why (people claim*) and how to do these obscure “home remedies”

And A LOT of them are legit!!!

I’ve seen, done, heard from others who have been there, done that

Health wise


I am absolutely not one to discount the placebo affect

If anything I am grateful it exists and just goes to prove everything I’ve said all along

We are truly some powerful and magnificent creatures

But this isn’t that

Trust me!!


*It’s these people’s claims I listen to all day long. About digestion and health; mental, physical, emotional, even spiritual. How can I not? I have heard some pretty fucking fabulous “miracles” so how can I not believe some of this non-western science medicine. Thankfully they are being more integrative; but it seems more trendy than genuine even in the case of Kaiser. There is something called a medical share of some sort here in Oregon and it has a low deductible and not to bad copay fee and a million dollar cap I think for lots of naturopathic care; like cupping and some hydro-therapy, unfortunately I can’t seem to find the “coding” needed to bill insurance for these colonics. I’ve been trying!!!! I’ve seen some skirt it really well. But If I could get a medical coding number for people to get reimbursed for these (pain in the ass that that can be but still, I’ll even take that.)

Plus, I think I would have tons more clients. Tons!! If anything, I get that this is expensive. Listen. I like to gamble. Literally, unfortunately (it’s a strong addiction and it can be so lively, a good poker game is probably some of the most fun I’ve ever had) so I know that if I have a “spare” $200 it will be hard for my brain to be like “but this is for my own good”.

Lately I’ve been trying to do one good thing for myself a week. Since that usually involves money. I haven’t gotten around to doing it too much. But I consider taking my chair outside the building and sitting in the beautiful fresh air today as good enough for this week at least. Lol

Author: porngirl3

I have always enjoyed reading and writing. Maybe because I have always been on the quiet and reclusive side; which most people may not guess at first glance or if seeing me in a social setting, especially around people I am comfortable with but it’s also not something I have an issue with. I need solitude to recharge. Writing gives me the peace and time to renew that is offered to you for your enjoyment and pleasure as well. I hope. Lol

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