Pissy

I’m in a pissy ass mood today. I think there are only a few viable solutions. A) sex/masturbate B) colonic C) exercise D) meditation/prayer. Today……today I may need all 4.

My driveway smells like hot male piss. I have my suspicions as to how this happened but there isn’t much I can do about it. I made plans with Brad for tonight but he hung up on me last night and I tend to believe it’s more passive aggressive behavior than an actual disconnection.

At this point I would really settle for someone to fuck that’s just fun to hang out with and talk to. Someone I enjoy being around that’s just low key and EASY.

The teenager kept texting me the minute she left the house this morning wanting to know what my plans were this weekend. I was trying to be vague and just tell her I would let her know but she kept on me and finally I unleashed this on her.

The Rock sticks out his tongue in that gif.

Uggghhhhhh

I still love the boy. I haven’t been trying to source new cock, not that I would need to pan far, but still….not in the playbook right now.

I’m just going to focus on me and where I want to be in life.

But it’s fun to be able to talk to my daughter as more of an adult now.

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Last night I was sweating and tossing so much I woke up wrapped in my sheet not being able to move and every time my cervix gushed out blood it woke me up. It generally never does but for some reason the sensation of the blood oozing down my ass crack kept waking me. The joys of being a woman.

And I don’t know why it is that I’m always super horny when I’m on my period. It makes absolutely no sense to me biologically speaking. Kind of like when women get hyper sexual during pregnancy. Makes no sense.

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I have to tell a client I can’t help them today, which means turning down money I could use. You see….. I’ve devised a system for noting if there may be blood in someone’s digestive tract. I’ve even tested this theory and it’s held, but it’s not absolutely foolproof. It depends also on a person’s diet and supplements, but in this case I’m pretty sure and in no shape or form can I allow more water to be put into her digestion without addressing this first. Not even if she wanted to.

Now this system doesn’t tell me where in her tract it could be. It could be literally anywhere: stomach, esophagus, small intestine, even the liver theoretically. So even though the water may not directly aggravate the problem in good conscience I simply can not. And now…now I have to tell her this. News NO ONE wants to hear.

Which truly isn’t as dire as it sounds. Example: in my case when I was in the midst of an episode of diverticulitis and in pain and bleeding I simply abstained from all my supplements, gave my digestion food I knew it tolerated well (mostly smoothies) and drank loads of (inner fillet Trader Joe’s) pure aloe vera juice. Within 3 days I was completely back to normal. But I know my body. I know my physical issues. This isn’t everyone.

Doctors have a simple way to test for blood in the large intestines without needing a full on colonoscopy and truthfully I am of the belief that stress and bad diet can also aggravate the tract enough to bleed, but not a theory I can prove.

Digestion is so fascinating to me.

Speaking of…I gotta stuff something in my mouth and get going. Time stops for no one or so it seems. Lol

Hope you have a non-pissy day ahead of you. πŸ™„

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Author: porngirl3

I have always enjoyed reading and writing. Maybe because I have always been on the quiet and reclusive side; which most people may not guess at first glance or if seeing me in a social setting, especially around people I am comfortable with but it’s also not something I have an issue with. I need solitude to recharge. Writing gives me the peace and time to renew myself...here that is offered to you for your enjoyment and pleasure as well. I hope. Lol

29 thoughts on “Pissy”

  1. The horny on period conundrum has been plaguing human kind since time immemorial. Cave paintings written in menstruation blood were found in Lascaux depicting various sexual acts, along with artifacts scientists have claim to be rudimentary tampons and sexual “items”, though the latter is highly disputed and controversial.
    Aristotle wrote a treatise on it, Newton further elaborated, Simone de Beauvoir wrote about it extensively, but it was lost in a fire Sartre started after finding her in bed with two men at the same time. The subject hasn’t been looked deeply into since.

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      1. It was all good until the fire part. I can’t imagine the 2 men part being part of written history as far as being admitted to. But I err on the side of believing, especially if it’s of no consequence either way.

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      2. When I get back to reading books that one will be at the top. For sure!! I’ll let you know. But you’ll have to wait a long time. I used to read books voraciously before kids and I honestly can’t remember the last time I read a book cover to cover. Years!!!

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      3. That list should be numbered to at least 100 to be even remotely accurate. Lol.

        Still worth it. And it’s not about immortality or lineage or some crap. It’s just about the enormous amount of love they give and receive. How they change you in ways you never could have possibly anticipated. It’s how my life before kids felt absolutely meaningless the minute they handed me that ugly baby. When my heart grew 10 sizes and almost burst from love. They are a ROYAL pain in the ass and not for everyone. But I wouldn’t trade any of it.

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    1. I was thinking that a women’s hormones are fluctuating and her body is doing all this purging and her emotions are a little wonky so the body makes her horny to induce her to have sex and thereby get seratonin and endorphins in her system which will also help alleviate any pain she is having. Like our bodies way of forcing us anti-depressants: sex. By far the best anti-depressant ever made. 🀀🀀🀀

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    1. Unclogging a toilet stellar, but having to do it….πŸ™„

      I’m sorry about your pinched nerve. Have you tried a castor oil pack?

      Well……solo activity is a good last resort for the last bit. πŸ˜‹πŸ’‹πŸ€£

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      1. Slather as much castor oil as you can on the spot. Put a piece of cotton or wool fabric on top and then use a heat source on top. I like those red ok fashion water

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      2. Old fashioned water bottles grandparents use to take to bed to stay warm. Lol

        The castor oil will soak deep into your tissues and should help a little.

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