Birthdays have usually been a disappointment for me. Going back to when I was a little girl and my father would tell me he was coming to my party and I would anxiously await his arrival and no matter who did come or what presents I got I was always crying at the end of the night because he didn’t show up.
As an adult birthdays were also not usually noteworthy. Even when I was married no one really made a huge fuss or a big surprise for me. They were ok, all just ok. Nothing to complain about and nothing memorable; which is fine. Today did not exactly break that mold but it did have it’s wonderful highlights.
Brad came early and we had sex. I tied his penis but even then it went soft after a bit. Fortunately he has gotten really good at manually finding my g-spot and I climaxed over and over and over until I finally gave way to the best orgasm I’ve had in months.
Then we went to lunch at a new restaurant I’ve been wanting to try out. Unfortunately they could not accommodate my dietary restrictions, but since I was already going to veer from them I just went all out. I immediately got a stomach ache though and even Brad commented that I seemed foggy brained afterwards.
We then went to habitat for humanity but they wouldn’t honor my coupon claiming that their specific store didn’t send it and that was that. Funny that even when I told the waitress and the checker at habitat it was my birthday, (casually of course) no one said happy birthday to me. It was irritating, but whatever.
Spaghetti Factory was awesome and Brad gave me money which I plucked into the one arm bandit and felt bad about afterwards. I am so done with those stupid machines. Done!!
My daughters gave me some very thoughtful gifts and Brad was pampering me and paying for everything all day.
Overall….. it was pretty great truth be told. Oh and the chocolate cake he bought me was the best chocolate cake I’ve ever had and there has been no shortage of chocolate cakes in my life. Lol
Tomorrow morning I am taking castor oil to purge all this decadence from my body and then right into a juice fast for the liver cleanse Friday night/Saturday morning.
I don’t mean to sound ungrateful. I’m not trying to be, so I hope it’s not coming across that way. It was truly a very nice day. Rain and all.
Truthfully I’m glad it’s over though. Tomorrow reverts back to just another day with no expectations of grandeur and basking in self absorption.
Goodnight and happy birthday to me…….. and life…..let’s keep um coming; as long as I’m healthy, happy, sane and still having fun. 😉🥳🎈💖