Some people love a buzz
I get it
I used to be one of them
I just take mine in other forms now
Stopping and smelling roses
Taking care of myself
Taking the time
To be able to take care of others
I just need everyone to slow the fuck down until I say go
OMG. I make myself laugh.
Megalomaniac much Macy?
Am I kidding?
I’m too stoned
Someone get me popcorn and a bubble machine stat. Please? Or Now? I can never decide. How about we settle on me saying thank you?
OMG. I lifted this cute image of Minnie Mouse and even if I take a screenshot of my screenshot it won’t let me put it up on here. I get copyright laws but an homage that derives NO monetary gain should be fair. Has technology gotten here? Can’t believe they’d bother with my dumbass, I’m just a lowly peg of little value or gain.*
Damn corporate greed. Bezos. Divorce is hell. I usually feel sympathy but when you start treating your employees and the other entities you work with ETHICS I’ll show my concern. Asshole!!**
*Did you hear that when you call a corporate entity they will have your data on file associated with your number and assign you a division and ranking based on how valuable of a client you are. Just like the one that supposedly activates if it hears anger in a person’s voice. Damn fuckers. Unethical bunch. I don’t care which side of the fence they claim to be on.
** An Amazon warehouse opened in LA: distribution hub. The managers went to the Trader Joe’s distribution next door and offered their employees (I think it was somewhere near) $.50 cents more an hour to go work for them. Needless to say when you’re making so little $.50 cents an hour is A LOT. So a mass exodus ensued leaving TJ’s in a huge bind. Look. I find it rather funny but it still doesn’t mean it’s right…. especially not right before the holidays. Snakey ass shit.