Farts

Does anyone else like the smell of their own farts? Mine could sometimes clear a large room too…easily. Lol

Clients ask me sometimes if I mind the smell in my line of work. Truthfully, the treatment room once in a while does get a little odiforous if a seal isn’t created by the towel over their nethers. Luckily it doesn’t bother me one bit, but that’s not to say I enjoy it either. I’ve just had three kids, pets, and enema use for almost a decade. If these things bothered me I’d be in the wrong field.

Still doesn’t explain why I like my own farts. Lol. Not like I’m going to bottle them and use it as perfume. It’s more a funny anecdote I should probably not be sharing. It’s just so funny to me.

Author: porngirl3

I have always enjoyed reading and writing. Maybe because I have always been on the quiet and reclusive side; which most people may not guess at first glance or if seeing me in a social setting, especially around people I am comfortable with but it’s also not something I have an issue with. I need solitude to recharge. Writing gives me the peace and time to renew myself...here that is offered to you for your enjoyment and pleasure as well. I hope. Lol

17 thoughts on “Farts”

  1. That you like the smell of your own farts made me laugh, I have a terrible habit of finding farts funny, no idea why, cannot keep a straight face for the life of me, Boi will fart deliberately to make me laugh and even worse he will do it in public deliberately! I swear we get the weirdest looks from people. I was brought up that ladies do not fart, I swear I didn’t even know my mother farted until I was 15 and heard the most gentile fart ever as she was walking away!

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      1. Lol. Maybe just a little bit. But he is so sweet I forgive him a lot. Is it weird I find it cute that he does it to make me laugh? Bahaha

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    1. I guess I do like body odors. I never put that together until just now. I will literally rub my entire face in Brad’s stinky armpit. I absolutely love it!

      Thanks. It’s always funny to me when someone clarifies something so obvious about myself and it’s like totally new information to me. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’‹

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