Misfires, anal sex & colonics

My brain has been misfiring a bit lately. Stress? Change of seasons and weather? Tired? I haven’t been consistently exercising or keeping a healthy diet. It all matters. It all makes a huge difference in the quality of day to day living. I was talking to a client today whose mother has Parkinson’s and dementia and she was telling me how simply changing her diet brought her back from an almost zombie-like state of mind.


Today I also had anal sex for the first time in over 2 years. This is monumental!!! For one because I LOVE anal sex and secondly because I had almost given up hope that would ever be enjoyable again. Long medical procedure gone wrong issue. Let’s just say that getting hemorrhoids lobbed off can have serious consequences. And to think the whole reason I got them taken off in the first place was to have better anal sex and because I was so self conscious about new partners.

So now…… my asshole looks better but it barely functions at all. Seems to not be the point of that body part. I’ve never been a form over function person so I guess karma really laughed at me over this one.

Back to the anal sex. Once he was in all the way it was heavenly. Anal sex is just so much more intense than vaginal sex. Plus my sphincter is so tight I could tell he could barely contain himself. He came within just a few pumps and couldn’t help but tell me how tight I was. I wish my vag was that tight. No amount of kegels will get it to that point but if I am consistent with them I see a vast improvement in my sensitivity and enjoyment rather quickly, not to mention my partners pleasure.

I know the vagina and asshole stretch. I’ve heard (and not seen by choice) of fisting and just today I saw a porn film with 2 mens penis’ shoved into one asshole. The creativity in porn is impressive; so many genres and specialties. And I’m also amazed at what people find sexual. People are soooo interesting. So very fucking interesting.


I’m having a colonic right now….. as I type this. It’s a bit of a mental reset for me and it’s exactly what my body needs right now. I was feeling really great when I was doing these a few times a week in adjunct to yoga and eating well. Gotta start back up somewhere. I have the equipment. So I have very little excuse for not using it. There is the work and time involved I suppose.

All things take effort. I want to put my effort into things that will improve the quality of my life. That seems worthwhile to me and I also want to help others improve the quality of theirs. But I have to start with me, leading by example first. Isn’t that how all things should be done?

Still needing a pedicure. Lol

Author: porngirl3

I have always enjoyed reading and writing. Maybe because I have always been on the quiet and reclusive side; which most people may not guess at first glance or if seeing me in a social setting, especially around people I am comfortable with but it’s also not something I have an issue with. I need solitude to recharge. Writing gives me the peace and time to renew myself...here that is offered to you for your enjoyment and pleasure as well. I hope. Lol

10 thoughts on “Misfires, anal sex & colonics”

    1. I’m sure it does. The problem I’ve noted with that is that you can keep eliminating foods and it will most certainly make you feel better but the issues are generally gut/immunity related. So until the gut is healed you’ll just have to keep taking things out and taking things out.

      Then add that every person is different and a lot goes into it. Blood type. Ancestral diet. Quality of healthy food available, etc. It is so vastly complex.

      When people come to me wanting clear answers I’m like “hey. It’s your body. You should know it better than anyone and if you don’t learn it. Journal everything. What goes in and what comes out. How you feel. Physical symptoms. Graphs and charts don’t lie. Once you see it on paper it all starts to make more sense. Is t a pain in the ass? Absolutely. But if you want answers. That’s my first suggestion.” Honestly I’ve yet to see smoke. Bring me their charts. One day people will listen to me. Lol

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  1. Speaking of diet, I can tell you from experience that diet can make a huge difference. My grandson was thought to be autistic and with a huge change of diet, he is a normal 11 year old kid. Oh yea, my wife and I love anal sex.

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      1. Yes, he went to autism pre school for 2 years. Now he is very outgoing and has many friends, and is a super star soccer player. He still has some quirks, he has a photographic memory, and sometimes he will harp on one thing until he becomes an expert, then he will move on to something else.

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      2. Amazing!!! Food truly is life. It still completely boggles my mind that we have to pay premium money for food to be “as clean, healthy and nutritionally dense” as our food should naturally already be grown.

        What kind of diet did they put him on. Do you know? I think diets should be individualized but it’s always good to know what works well for one person; just to get ideas.

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