I’ve been asked this question dozens upon dozens of times because I have a very childlike voice. In fact it wasn’t until both this decade of my life and the commonality of cell phones that I have not been asked this. It does happen that telemarketers generally hang up on me though; which I consider a positive.
I was reminded today of the brief stint when I turned 18 as both a private dancer and a sex phone operator. I lasted at each job exactly one week….. because I sucked at both of them.
I think I’ve talked about both jobs already so I won’t go into too much depth but I still after all these years find it hysterically funny how bad I was at phone sex and also get into stitches that the two people who did the best at that job were actually both gay men disguising their voices as women. They would do these choreographed dance routines in the middle of the call center and visit with whomever they chose. They were the untouchables because their average phone call was at least twice as long as every other girl there and far outpaced me.
I once did get an 18 minute phone call from a poor guy in the Midwest. He told me his wife who he loved dearly was very conservative and only liked missionary position and even then he wasn’t quite sure she liked it all that much. So because he didn’t want to cheat on her he called these lines fairly often desirous of exotic fantasies with different girls and positions.
Another time a guy just wanted to sincerely know all about me and why I was working there, yet somehow these calls did little to increase my average and the manager would yell at me constantly giving me scripts which were far too idiotic to actually use.
The stress, yelling and horrible call averages where enough to make me easily walk away from that job. But I’ll never forget my two gay dancing role models. They tried so hard to get me to learn. I would work into their calls and I just couldn’t help but laugh at what they would say. I was suppose to be their slutty girlfriend that wanted in on the phone play but I found the whole thing just plain hysterical. I guess I just didn’t get it. Of course I was barely 18 then. The extent of the skills I needed to seduce a man involved maybe a smile. Lol
I still don’t really get phone or Skype sex all that much. Don’t get me wrong….. with someone you actually like and know it’s probably great. Truthfully since that time ions ago I’ve only had phone sex all of once. I don’t remember getting off either. I only remember hiding in the closet so no one in the house could hear me. Lol. Funny the parts of memories that stick around.