This is the texting conversation that transpired after I bought my new spanking bench. It’s so gorgeous and utilitarian. Of course, this is telling you all in the netherworld way too much about myself, my life, my demons and my weird flag, but hey…this is it. This is me. We should all raise our weird flags and be proud of who we are. I’m not trying to suppress who that is. I’m trying to celebrate the awesome parts and learn to manage the not so great parts so I can navigate the trenches of life as smoothly as possible.
I just have to laugh at the absurdity of it all. I am finally getting my own red room and I have to Airbnb the house to pay the mortgage. Life is comical. It’s fine. Not like I have anyone to share it with anyway…let’s see how this new adventure goes. Shall we?