This is what I sent the guy that I auditioned for lover. Jk. I gave him a try. He would have made the cut had I really just wanted a lover. He seemed trainable to and A+ for enthusiasm. I mean he did fuck me twice for over 2 hours total foreplay and all.
I really only inserted the last part of that text as a deterrent from getting him to hit me up for sex again and honestly because that’s good advice for any man. Stubborn mules that you men tend to be I’m sure he won’t catch on to it. That’s the thing; when we bug you for stuff it’s not for no good reason. Wish somehow we could get that through to ya’ll. Lol.
Don’t get me wrong too though…some of my gender are way too fucking high maintenance, emotional and irrational. God knows I can be when I’m in love. Lol This is why there’s just no chance in hell I could have a relationship with another female. I mean yes I’m a never say never gal but jeez. Lol. No no. I don’t think so! Look…
Women are glorious, beautiful, soulful creatures and men have their own testosterone (hormonally) fueled drama…let’s not forget. Such is the saga of human life. I find it all rather comical really, even sometimes bordering on idiotic…but then I didn’t create the world. It created me.
Where was I going with this? Mwahahahaha. Stoney-bologna. Does anyone even eat bologna? I loved it as a kid. Mmmmmmmmmmm. To be so happy again with just a crappy ass bologna sandwich.
I’m striving for that stupid, innocent happiness again. Lol The only thing that comes close to that has been gratitude and stopping to enjoy the little things. Hard to maintain though because there’s no way to be grateful without giant scoops of humility and there’s no way to make time for the little things without going much slower than life seems to allow. 🤔🤨