I went to the sex club a few weeks ago…alone. I had so much fun. I got decked to the nines. Thigh high boots, sexy long wig, fake lashes, fake corvette-red colored nails. Cute top buttoned down too low, but yet not quite low enough and way too short schoolgirl skirt. Boys… I looked good.
Shout out to Billy. You sure do know how to make a girl feel great. I felt so welcomed and adored. He really pampered me. Billy I’ll come back any day you’re working. 😉
So then I meet a few men and a cool other single girl (albeit supposedly in a relationship). But I have a feeling that these places are worse than poker halls in that you can hardly believe a word people say probably. Either what’s coming out is pure truth or pure trash and it’s your guess which one. Lol. It’s kind of what I love about these places though. I can be whoever I want for the night. That’s how I like my sex. Sometimes I want mystery. Sometimes I want excitement. Sometimes I want to be thrilled. But don’t get me wrong quickies and everything in between have their place and time too. For sure.
So anyway… there were all kinds of boys; nice, stand-offish, lusting from afar, not acting extremely interested but if you threw it at him you know he’d pounce, cute, sexy and then one off the charts, just wow. Wow! I flirted outright with the (not so obvious) cute guy. He was a bit dreamy in his own special way. But like Cinderella I ran into technical difficulties at midnight and left in a mad dash.
But I had no intention of sleeping with him from the get go* so I left him with the girl I was chatting up. She seemed way into it anyway and I still had a blast. I go there to be inspired and inspire anyway. Kind of like watching a movie with any of my fav hunky leading men; Cooper, Brosnan, Cruz, Pitt, Moore, Grant, Humphreys…… those are sure fire ways to get the engine running. And the kitty was sure purring that night.
Guys, if you aren’t taking girls out to get their engines purring then you’re wasting your time. Think of a totally and completely unexpected new experience, an adrenaline rush, something extremely sensual, something that takes your breath away, something pleasing to the many senses; right? If you are wanting to have sex with this girl that is the best tactic.
Here is my final take for the night. Make a girl feel special and you’ll have her wrapped around your fingers; but do it with no intention of getting anything in return. Now that my boys…..is true chivalry.
Before I go; another shout out to the guy that chased me out the door. You were walking out of a room with literally naked girls younger then me and yet you told me, in what seemed like complete sincerity, that I was the most beautiful woman in the room and not to leave. I hadn’t heard or felt that strength of emotion in what seems like a very long time. It was so nice to feel that again. I am not in your age range and who you thought you saw isn’t the real every day me. Trust that it would not work out, but I so appreciate the fabulous overture.
There is a line between too aggressive/desperate seeming and charming. Chivalry keeps you on the right side of that line. 😉
Stoned when I write. So. Yea. Don’t expect it to make sense to anyone but me. I think it’s cute. Lol Can I say that?
- I’m liking not adding notches to the bed post right now.